Friday, August 8, 2008

Virgo- August Horoscope

Courtesy of Astrologyzone.com

August is my birthday month, so I was excited to read my wonderful birthday horoscope...that is, until I read it. It's AWFUL! I refuse to believe my birthday month will be this bad. Here are a few terrible excerpts:

You may find out that a relative will be hospitalized in early August.

A trusted member of your staff may leave at the office, or someone you depend upon at home may suddenly say she's leaving. This will put more on your shoulders, so keep that in mind.

In your personal relationships, one very tough incident may be coming up, due to Mars (energy, inflammation, heat, anger, war) in direct opposition to Uranus (explosive and unpredictable events) (ha ha). Here you have a recipe for a very difficult confrontation.

There are other difficult aspects of the month, I am sorry to say. On August 15, Mercury, your ruler, will conjoin Saturn, suggesting news will be weighty and heavy. You seem to be overly sensitive on this day, but you can use this day for good by signing a contract or making a plan that you want to be in place a very long time. If anyone is critical of you on this day, try to take the parts of the feedback that can help you and discard the rest.

Uuurrrggghhhhhhh.

Here's one good thing:
If you were born on August 30 or within five days of this date, this new moon indicates your whole life is about to take off, and it will be filled with many fresh starts.

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